You can trust me...

I am a great babysitter.
When I walked outside and found all the kids on the roof,
I yelled what any safety freak would yell.
"Don't MOVE. I need to go get my camera."

"C'mon Payton, can you bust out some of your hip-hop moves?"

"Okay, now see if you can balance yourself on peak.
Careful! That would be a great picture!"

I will be glad to watch your kids. Call me anytime.